Born the illegitimate son of Imelda Marcos and Johnny Carson; attended the School of Hard Knocks... and flunked out; has worked in marketing, sales, advertising, business development (yes, I'm a professional huckster); strives to reach self-actualization or win the big jackpot on the lottery; able to converse on multiple topics (especially at Hooters); and has been kicked out of the finest establishments throughout the US & Canada.
Motto:
"You are now about to reach maxmimum velocity" OR "Smarter then the average bear" Actually, I ripped that one off of Yogi Bear. Sorry Yogi
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